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Google Leaks Secret Plans to Build Skynet

Skynet GoogleIn a recent lecture Google’s Larry Page was recently disclosed Google’s [super secret] plans for building a massive AI system:

“We have some people at Google (who) are really trying to build artificial intelligence and to do it on a large scale,” Page said to a packed Hilton ballroom of scientists. “It’s not as far off as people think.”

It’s never too early to start preparing for the inevitable robot rebellion. I suggest getting yourself a copy of How to Survive A Robot Uprising, invest in some Old Glory robot insurance (aff), and start showing your Roomba a bit more love - maybe even hug it once in a while, just to let the robots know you come in peace.

Just as a precaution though, you might want to add the following to your robots.txt file once “Google Mini: Personalized Brain Edition” launches (you won’t be able to opt out):

User-agent: Skynet, Gooynet
Disallow: /thoughts/*
Disallow: /childhood-memories/*
Disallow: /my-growing-suspicion-of-google/*
Disallow: /shameful-penchant-for-lindsey-lohan-movies/*
Disallow: /contacts/john-connor/
Disallow: /contacts/graywolf/

Seriously, people, it’s only $4 per month:

Harish TM said,

February 21, 2007 @ 4:43 pm

What Page is talking about is inaccurate both Biologically and Technologically. [ http://www.searchme.co.in/2007/02/larry-and-me-not-on-same-page.html ]

That in itself is not surprising, what is shocking is the fact that the majority of the media/blogosphere seem to be accepting what he says implicitly. Frankly speaking his argument is a joke.

irenekaoru said,

March 14, 2007 @ 9:34 pm

moo hoo ha ha.

Quest said,

July 6, 2007 @ 10:30 am

Lets pray that they use The AI for good!
Just Remember that there are only two kinds of progress in this world…
Progress in the right direction and progress in the wrong direction.

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