Google Leaks Secret Plans to Build Skynet
In a recent lecture Google’s Larry Page was recently disclosed Google’s [super secret] plans for building a massive AI system:
“We have some people at Google (who) are really trying to build artificial intelligence and to do it on a large scale,” Page said to a packed Hilton ballroom of scientists. “It’s not as far off as people think.”
It’s never too early to start preparing for the inevitable robot rebellion. I suggest getting yourself a copy of How to Survive A Robot Uprising
Just as a precaution though, you might want to add the following to your robots.txt file once “Google Mini: Personalized Brain Edition” launches (you won’t be able to opt out):
User-agent: Skynet, Gooynet
Disallow: /thoughts/*
Disallow: /childhood-memories/*
Disallow: /my-growing-suspicion-of-google/*
Disallow: /shameful-penchant-for-lindsey-lohan-movies/*
Disallow: /contacts/john-connor/
Disallow: /contacts/graywolf/
Seriously, people, it’s only $4 per month:
Harish TM said,
February 21, 2007 @ 4:43 pm
What Page is talking about is inaccurate both Biologically and Technologically. [ http://www.searchme.co.in/2007/02/larry-and-me-not-on-same-page.html ]
That in itself is not surprising, what is shocking is the fact that the majority of the media/blogosphere seem to be accepting what he says implicitly. Frankly speaking his argument is a joke.